22 5 / 2013
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
(via there-is-no-pumpkin)
22 5 / 2013
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
22 5 / 2013
I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college
What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen
(via haythamchan)
22 5 / 2013
AAAAAAAA
the second one GOD
STOAT
This is now my favorite post on tumblr. Too bad I’m about to die from the cute. It was nice to know you all.
(via loracarol)
22 5 / 2013
Go sit in the corner and think about what you just did to me
LITERARY TIMEOUT.
(via writingweasels)
22 5 / 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
22 5 / 2013
Do you ever just re-evaluate your life after reading a really good book and realize how boring life really is
I mean we eat and sleep and go to school and work and that’s it. There’s no dragon-slaying, no real adventures, no sense of danger, no fighting for our lives, nothing really exhilarating or anything
THIS IS THE REASON THAT I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED SINCE AGE 8
22 5 / 2013
Life lesson
- never pick a favourite character because they will die
(Source: fabulewis, via kanayasragingchainsawboner)
22 5 / 2013
21 5 / 2013
remember how good you are
think about every smile you went
out of your way
to put on somebody’s face
even when you were tripping
on your own feet and trying to
ignore everyone’s laughter
remember how much you mean
to the people who’ve taken
something from even
one word you’ve written
that made them feel slightly
less alone
remember how good you are
even when you do wrong
there is someone out there
who is better off
because you exist-
and that
is everything.
(via iamnotaradiabot)
